Contradiction?

Jesus said Matthew12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth. But Jesus also said Luke23:43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise. So which is it did He go to Heaven and break the formula death,burial,and ressurection. I believe its all true and the way it is all true is that the paradise that the thief went to with Jesus is Old testament paradise called Abraham's Bosom. There was no death, ressurection, burial, and ressurection. God showed me this today, wanted to share it with you.John20:17 Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God.The above belief also makes Jesus not a liar here also, He has just arose, but not ascended with the thief and others yet. The reason I write this is because Jesus said a little leaven leavens the whole lump, and He said it was about bad doctrine He was talking about.In conclusian God through Paul sums it up again in one verse Ephesians4:9 (Now that he ascended, what is it but that he also descended first into the lower parts of the earth?(SEE THE DESCENDED FIRST?)
10 He that descended is the same also that ascended up far above all heavens, that he might fill all things.). There should remain no more doubt about where people went prior to the cross,even right up to the cross itself happening.